Missed Opportunities

One reader has suggested Ice Climber try to get comments by asking questions. So here's a fun one and I'll even start off! Have you ever looked back and realized you missed a golden opportunity to do something? Of course you have!!

In all earnestness, when my girlfriend broke up with me I missed a golden opportunity to say: "Is this about my time in prison?"

Well, it wouldn't have been funny to me or her, but I think the casual observer would have been rolling around laughing on the floor.